hey i’m sam and i’m homestuck trash
slowly becoming undertale trash
still homestuck trash
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ariadne-mouse:

graycatluna:

watermelynn-witch:

graycatluna:

Hey, could you do me a favor?


Could you just RB this?

The little RB statistics chart is so pleasant and stimmy to look at and I want to see what it looks like when it gets really REALLY huge because it makes me think of some deep sea lifeform

here lemme help

*ahem*

reblog this post to kiss the person you reblogged it from

hope that works :)

THANK YOU THIS IS MAKING MY BRAIN SO HAPPY AAAAAAAAA

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THIS IS SO SATISFYING ITS LIKE A GROUP OF PLANKTON OR A RAILWAY CHART…

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look how beautiful we all are

zonaisona:

zonaisona:

shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

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stardustswirldreams:

lilaxthegreat:

adulthooliganism:

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im sorry he just literally looks like a little pizza

@neozoid

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Pizza Slug! Pizza Slug! Pizza Slug!

chaumas-deactivated20230115:

moa-broke-me:

is-this-cat-video-cute:

aniseandspearmint:

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:

tfw you’re bothering a cat but not enough for it to MOVE so it just looks Disapprovingly at you

I would just like to point out. The ears are pointing forward. The cat’s sprawling out more as the bowl is shimmied as opposed to getting up to try and get out. That expression is hardly what i’d call disappointment.

It’s actually enjoying being gently jostled! Can’t explain why, though. Could be the soothing jiggling motions, like how we sit in a vibrating massage chair sometimes. Or maybe it just sees this as an amusement part ride of sorts. Whatever it is, i can tell the cat is very relaxed and trusting of the person holding it in the bowl. I rate this VERY cute!

reblog to get jiggled

Some cats LOVE to be jiggled. When Dada was young, we discovered that her favorite thing in the world was to leap onto a small rug and hunker down while two people pushed the rug rapidly back and forth. If she saw us kneel next to the kitchen rug she’d come running and fling herself onto it to be jostled vigorously for as long as we had the stamina to do it.

just-neckerchief-things:

I know that Arthur will return when Albion’s need is greatest.

But what is left of Albion?

Merlin.

When all hope is gone, when he is ready to give up on all of it… his destiny, his past, his king.

That’s when Arthur will return.

He will be there for Merlin, like he always will.

plaguedocboi:

plaguedocboi:

theboboshow:

plaguedocboi:

We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

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Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy

Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy

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Once again. Do you think this is the fault of the ships themselves

agehachou:

some forest speedpaints i did, all referencing a photo

hartro-owns-my-heart-ro:

”getting thicker skin” is great in theory but I think for some people “get better at handling your thin skin” is gonna be way more helpful advice. I have strong emotional reactions to criticism and they might never go away, but i can continue to try and handle each situation maturely and that’s the important part. Sometimes irrational feelings are chronic and living with them is better than trying to beat yourself up into not having them.

faggy-dyke:

fallout-lou-begas:

syrupyyy:

this kills me

happy ‘this fruity number?’ friday

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pokemonheritageposts:

flareonfloof:

pokemonheritageposts:

fishing-lesbian-catgirl:

fishing-lesbian-catgirl:

I cannot understand why anyone would want to fuck a Pokémon when the Pokémon world is canonically bountiful with hot empty-nest moms whose husbands are absent or nonexistent

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Is this a trick question or something?

let me know when the player character’s mom is a salazzle, then we’ll talk

boss i think you posted to the wrong blog again

Sure do hope I’m saying something normal the next time I do this.